How about some food for thought instead? Don't drink, keep your clothes on, try avoiding those who might cause you to stray. Flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.īut losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God. Confession begins with the (1) Sign of the Cross and the penitent greeting the priest with the words, (2) Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a Speak-Easy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. That was very good advice.Blair Waldorf: You don't grant birthday wishes, do you?Priest: I'm a priest, not a genie.Blair Waldorf: Well, the next time you talk to Him, would you ask Him to send my boyfriend back to me?įorgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.Priest: How about some food for thought instead? Don't drink, keep your clothes on, try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.Blair Waldorf: Oh, I plan to. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.Priest: You don't say?Blair Waldorf: But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.Priest: Ahem.Blair Waldorf: Sorry. a while since my last confession.Priest: What troubles you, my child?Blair Waldorf: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a Speak-Easy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. Remember this, ponder this, and let this sink in all the way: If the soul is in a state of Mortal Sin it is incapable of repenting unless. The best way to walk through the door of the Confessional is to regularly pray and ask the Lord to lead you there whenever you need it. Blair Waldorf: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned -Part II: Making A Good Confession.
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